Fish

Fish (he/him) has been a Springfield-area resident his whole life and a staple in weekend radio for over two decades.

He is definitely NOT running a covert ring of opossum spies in his spare time, and if he were he definitely would NOT refer to them as Possum Squad.

Q: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
A: I hail from the mean street of Rogersville, MO (We only had one street. It was mean.)

Q: WHAT IS YOUR BEST CONCERT EXPERIENCE?
A: I was sent tickets to see Beck in Lawrence, KS. The Flaming Lips were his opener AND backup band. It. Was. SWEET!

Q: WHAT DRINK IS IN YOUR HAND?
A: Most likely a zero-sugar soda (I am a MENACE)

Q: WHAT ARE YOUR TURN ON’S?
A: 404 NOT FOUND

Q: WHAT ARE YOUR TURN OFF’S?
A: Cigarette smoking, willful ignorance

Q: WHO’S YOUR HALL PASS? (BE HONEST)
A: I’m not even sure I have one? I’ve been watching The Americans on Hulu, though, and Kerri Russell is giving me looks.

Q: WHAT POPULAR TREND BOTHERS YOU?
A: The “If people are mad, I’m doing something right.” mindset. You’re not doing anything right. You’re just an asshole and making excuses for it.

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY GUILTY PLEASURES?
A: Since late June, I have watched 12 seasons of MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge. It’s only October.

Q: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE?
A: From Demolition Man: “Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.”

Q: WHAT’S YOUR “PORN NAME”?
A: They keep calling me “Ew Gross”, which is hurtful.

Q: ANY FINAL THOUGHTS?
A: It doesn’t take any extra effort to be kind, so fucking do it.